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I went to a diner on 31st street in Astoria to enjoy some homemade ravioli stuffed with goat cheese, sun-dried tomato and spinach. Before leaving I noticed a small basket on the front desk with mints and toothpicks wrapped in long narrow strips of cellophane. I could feel spinach stuck between my teeth so I opted for the toothpicks.

I soon found these toothpicks to be poorly made, as I had to go home and use dental floss to remove bits of spinach AND toothpick from my teeth.

Discovery: dental floss kicks toothpick's ass.

Post-Script: sometimes if its cheap enough, I get bits of dental floss stuck between my teeth as well.