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I went to a diner on 31st street in Astoria to enjoy some homemade ravioli stuffed with goat cheese, sun-dried tomato and spinach. Before leaving I noticed a small basket on the front desk with mints and toothpicks wrapped in long narrow strips of cellophane. I could feel spinach stuck between my teeth so I opted for the toothpicks.

I soon found these toothpicks to be poorly made, as I had to go home and use dental floss to remove bits of spinach AND toothpick from my teeth.

Discovery: dental floss kicks toothpick's ass.

Post-Script: sometimes if its cheap enough, I get bits of dental floss stuck between my teeth as well.

Funny

I'll throw down close to $200 bucks on drinks in any given night for me and my friends when we are enjoying merry company. This I'll do without feeling the slightest twinge of regret.

But nothing depresses me more than when I reach into my change jar and deprive it of quarters so that I can wash my clothes at the laundromat down the street...

I realized I'm the kind of person who likes a very high quarter-to-change ratio.

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