Funny Pictures
FUCKIN' MONEY
I saw this sign on a building in Shimonoseki on my way to the immigration office to buy a re-entry visa. Since this store only accepts 'fuckin' money!' I felt dejected about not being able to go in because I only had regular money.
SAVE THESE WOMEN
Waiting for the loafing assholes in the comfy chairs to get up while inside the 5-story Starbucks in Fukuoka, I found a Japanese magazine and started thumbing through it. When I saw this ad for a new wonder pill I said to myself it's about time a company came out with a pill for people who are starving to death.
I looked closer.
It was a weight loss pill. Apparently the magazine publisher considers the woman on the far left as overweight hence the 'Before' caption on the upper left. The emaciated figure on the far right is the successful result of using this medication.
More photographic evidence of this pill's ability to slowly drain the life out of whoever uses it. Look and you can see smaller close-ups of the woman's backside. Just when I thought the ass on the far left couldn't get any smaller I saw the one on the far right. I find it odd that a Japanese man will find this attractive while I on the other hand would offer her some protein. I would however agree with the Japanese man that I should definitely take this woman out for dinner.
A nice ad slogan for this pill should be, "guaranteed to make your ass disappear into nothingness..."
SOCCER TEAM PARTY
The Goalie
He looks like a character straight out of Japanese Anime.
The Team (minus Flick)
The only time you will ever see me flashing the peace sign for a photo. I was drunk and forgot what I was doing.
ALWAYS USE PROTECTION
I was hungover one morning and decided to climb a mountain. On the way up a tree had fallen across my path. This photo proves that even trees can catch STDs from unprotected sex with other trees.
I saw this sign on a building in Shimonoseki on my way to the immigration office to buy a re-entry visa. Since this store only accepts 'fuckin' money!' I felt dejected about not being able to go in because I only had regular money.
SAVE THESE WOMEN
Waiting for the loafing assholes in the comfy chairs to get up while inside the 5-story Starbucks in Fukuoka, I found a Japanese magazine and started thumbing through it. When I saw this ad for a new wonder pill I said to myself it's about time a company came out with a pill for people who are starving to death.
I looked closer.
It was a weight loss pill. Apparently the magazine publisher considers the woman on the far left as overweight hence the 'Before' caption on the upper left. The emaciated figure on the far right is the successful result of using this medication.
More photographic evidence of this pill's ability to slowly drain the life out of whoever uses it. Look and you can see smaller close-ups of the woman's backside. Just when I thought the ass on the far left couldn't get any smaller I saw the one on the far right. I find it odd that a Japanese man will find this attractive while I on the other hand would offer her some protein. I would however agree with the Japanese man that I should definitely take this woman out for dinner.
A nice ad slogan for this pill should be, "guaranteed to make your ass disappear into nothingness..."
SOCCER TEAM PARTY
The Goalie
He looks like a character straight out of Japanese Anime.
The Team (minus Flick)
The only time you will ever see me flashing the peace sign for a photo. I was drunk and forgot what I was doing.
ALWAYS USE PROTECTION
I was hungover one morning and decided to climb a mountain. On the way up a tree had fallen across my path. This photo proves that even trees can catch STDs from unprotected sex with other trees.
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